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Canna-Bliss

You Know Your Stoned When....

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And nothing to do with being absolutely baked? 

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When you've just ironed a pair of dirty jeans you have taken off to put in the wash :russian:

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On 09/09/2018 at 8:57 PM, Jimboo said:

When you've just ironed a pair of dirty jeans you have taken off to put in the wash :russian:

 

Ironing? You posh bastard, coming here showing off with your high falooting ways,

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You look like this.large.C0D15C33-A9E8-4048-A464-323B5909203F.png

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Your only task is to dig a hole, and you find the process mentally bewildering. lol

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You try to vape the amazon remote.

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You know you're pissed and stoned when you've spent the last half minute trying to light your spliff with your egic, wondering where the bloody spark wheel is :rofl:

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When your missus phones you from work to let you know she's on her way home, then ten minutes later you're searching the house wondering where the fuck she's gone, having spoken to her not long ago.....:doh:

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