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Joolz

** Win a "Par Plus 240 LED " + Ugorg #1 BX1 and Cookies BX1

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I'll drop my hat in the ring if I may.

Good luck all.

 

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I'd love to get in on this, and if I do receive those lovely seeds and light then I'll be sure to post a detailed grow diary and smoke report right here on uk420.

 

Cheers lol

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I deserve.  Those words always send a chill through my bones, as it was the last two, intelligible anyway, words uttered by a dying friend. When I hear them, I'm back in The Nam.

 

  Sanchez triggered a bouncing betty, when I was walking about 30ft behind him.  We had just cleared through My Lai 4.  Not many know there was more than one ville called My Lai (pronounced me lie).   An appropriate name for the sullen villagers we questioned not 2 minutes before, and the lying motherfucker Head Man said "No VC here.  We see no VC".  That lie sealed two fates.   Sanchez and the Gook.

 

We had seen and done a lot of shit in our 9 months in the boonies in the 173rd Airborne.   We spent our entire motherfuckin year in the bush, bein resupplied.   No fuckin sittin in safe bases and flyin in for a few days, then back to showers and beer.  Fuckin REMFs.   

 

I ran forward to Sanchez.  The betty had detonated level with his belly button. The blast had opened his gut, and intestines bulged out. His stomach was punctured and the acid pouring onto his exposed guts made his screaming, guttural agony, even harder to bear.  A piece had blown upwards through bottom of his mouth removing some of his tongue.  

 

We both knew he was dying.  I saw in his eyes the fear, and agony of the dying soldier.  Id tried not to make friends, because I saw what it did to those gettin short, losin their best buddies, but Sanchez irrepressible smile,  humour that found giggles when we were lying in waterlogged fox holes, with fucken leeches suckin on us, and willing to give shirt off his back to help anyone less fortunate than him,  well I couldn't help but like him, as he was the only beam of light when our skin was white in triple canopy jungle.   

 

I was openly fucken weeping, when he pulled me toward him, and he tried to speak, but his tongue was so fucken mangled, I struggled to understand him.  I cleared some of the blood out of his mouth, and he spoke to me again.   

 

I (garbled word) deserve this.   I deserve this.    His screaming lessened as the morphine worked, and he wasn't in pain whilst i held his hand as he died.

 

I became an emotional granite block, losing Sanchez.  I let nobody get that close to me again, because I've seen what it does to me.  I don't blame the gooks.  I blame the US.   That's now, after years thinking I'm a soldier, I follow orders.    But back then, I hated the gooks, because they were killing and maiming us.    Back then, I smiled as I put a .556MM Full Metal Jacket round, through the forehead of the the village Head Man.

 

I don't think Sanchez deserved what he got.    I think I deserved it a whole lot more than he did, because I'd hurt a lot of people, and only thought of myself.  I'd LED a sinful life.     When I got back to the World,  I got a new tatoo, with Sanchez, last words, lest i forgot.   

 

On my forehead. 

 

I DESERVE THIS 

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coz Im good ....

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I deserve to win cause I once saved a man's life who was choking to death on his roast beef dinner in the pub. Smashing him squarely between the shoulder blades, eventually out came the beef, he sat down wiped his chin and carried on eating. His wife sat their quietly weeping. I sat back down and carried on like it was the most normal thing in the world. True British understatement by all involved. 

I later bumped into him in the urinals. He tried to slip me £20 but I told him I didn't want his money. One day karma would  reward me :idea:

 

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2 Nd entry. 

I've never voted Conservative. :smokin:

 

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46 minutes ago, Lean Bear said:

 

I've never voted Conservative. :smokin:

 

 

lollol instant winner :thumsup:  

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1st entry. Sounds fun.

 

 

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2nd entry

 

@Lean Bearbeats people in restaurants for money.. :)

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This is wonderful, everyone deserves it but I deserve it more because I'm not everyone :bong:

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I forgot that I've recently paid for this years membership, so that means I deserve more than my last post:pitchfork:

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So i keep seeing this at the top of the page so here we go!

Deserve is a strong word as i dont feel i deserve to win any more than anybody else.

Saying that, if i did win, i would bloody well make sure that the light and beans get treated with the love and respect that they deserve! :)

 

Good luck to all!

Peace & Love
TS

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I, (HatManners), take you, (Par Plus 240 LED), you beautiful model,  to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish for all the days of my life. Together we will watch our young ones grow. This is my solemn vow.

 

You may now kiss the Light 

:unsure:

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These prizes look amazing!
I really feel like I deserve to be able to step my game up with growing as unfortunately little funds and many various things from the previous years are holding me back from my own farm purely for personal use and for the love of growing and learning about this plant!
 

Peace

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Wow guys what generous prize offerings, I say thanks for the chance. I reckon i deserve it as i've been waiting ages to go led in both tents and this would be some win, so lord of light, do me a bloody favour :bong:

 

 

 

 

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