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Jibba jabba

Jibbas pot of Ogkz

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Morning Uk420.

 

What a sunny morning it is, well we’re not here to chat about the weather are we now.

 

So the pot noodle is still alive which means I am doing something right, tho she is suffering from a soggy bottom, reminds me of the old Chinese  proverb “ he who pots up too early gets soggy bottom” 

 

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As you can see soggy bottom,  I have decided to run her in last years pot as it did alright, but we’ll see.  

 

Take it easy. Jj:yinyang:

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2 hours ago, Jibba jabba said:

 

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Jibba those weights have seen better days. I take it arm curling in your house is the same as mine and only involves a bong. 

 

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12 minutes ago, ROCKSTEADY6 said:

those weights have seen better days. I take it arm curling in your house is the same as mine and only involves a bong

 

lol

 

More of a spliff smoker if I were to be honest, which I am most definitely going to be as the king is watching :pitchfork:

 

Jj :skin_up:

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Alright there fellow pot nooodlers :D

 

As observed by the King a few contenders are slacking already, so in fear of a heavier bout of voodoo appearing or even the royal guard actually coming around my shed and serving some sort of punishment to my pot noodle monster,

 

Without further ado,

 

Full frontal 

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Bottom

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Top too too bottom on the wonk,

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From above,

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Side view,

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Upside down on the side,

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Trunk,

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Another one of the bottom with a slightly looser angle.

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No fear of the roots escaping yet, she seams to be cursed or under some kind of trance, I hope she pulls out of it before she starved to death ...

 

Away from the dramatics of my pot noodle, I feel that the competitors are starting to realise what a daunting task it is to preform on the holy quest to become the one known as the King, :king:

 

 

All hail the King :notworthy:

 

 

Take it easy. Jj :jester:

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On 22/07/2019 at 9:06 AM, Jibba jabba said:

Morning Uk420.

 

What a sunny morning it is, well we’re not here to chat about the weather are we now.

 

So the pot noodle is still alive which means I am doing something right, tho she is suffering from a soggy bottom, reminds me of the old Chinese  proverb “ he who pots up too early gets soggy bottom” 

 

large.A64338B6-14CA-48AB-800B-5A799287B1FC.jpeg

 

As you can see soggy bottom,  I have decided to run her in last years pot as it did alright, but we’ll see.  

 

Take it easy. 

I thought the Proverb was, man goes to bed wiv itchy bum-wakes up with stinky finger. 

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43 minutes ago, Jibba jabba said:

All hail the King

 

 

Arse kisser lollollol

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2 hours ago, Hairy ape said:

thought the Proverb was

 

He who hails the King :notworthy:

 

Hails the King :notworthy:

 

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4 hours ago, Breezus said:

 

 

Arse kisser lollollol

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1 hour ago, Jibba jabba said:

 

He who hails the King :notworthy:

 

Hails the King :notworthy:

 

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Alright there pot pickers :smoke:

 

Well what a dramatic week I am having, I have dropped the pot noodle contender twice this week, resulting in a damaged noodle pot, so I was forced to upgrade to a new one, obviously sticking with the beef and tomato flavour for consistency, while I was gathering the remains of the plant off the floor I thought I would give her a quick beheading, here’s some pictures of the contender from various angles.

 

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Might even have some side branching by next week.

 

All hail the King :notworthy: 

 

Take it easy. Jj:yinyang:

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Looking good mate..may i add your fingers are looking awfully slim & slick :yep:

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5 minutes ago, HEMPFRUIT said:

Looking good mate

 

Cheers hempfruit :skin_up:

 

6 minutes ago, HEMPFRUIT said:

.may i add your fingers are looking slim & slick :yep:

 

All the better for,,,,,......  :wassnnme:

 

All hail the King :king:

 

Jj :haveadab:

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