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Royal Wedding

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lol

 

 

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also lol

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Posted (edited)

32 minutes ago, vortex said:

all the  un earned medals they wear

 

How dare you, Sir. :nono:   I can tell you all those medals were hard earned. 

 

1 year's service.

2 year's service.

5 year's service.

10 year's service. 

15 year's service. 

20 year's service.

 

It pretty much goes up to 100 year's service. :)   

 

There are few other medals achievable such as;

 

Avoiding all forms of combat in a War.

Wearing Nazi uniforms in public.

Providing a fresh vessel for the Lizard Queen.

The kidnapping of foreign childen.

Raping a horse whilst drunk.

Frivolous spending of public funds. 

 

There are a few others but they're too repugnant to write here. Hope I've cleared things up for you. 

:)    

 

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23 minutes ago, Saddam said:

 

How dare you, Sir. :nono:   I can tell you all those medals were hard earned. 

 

1 year's service.

2 year's service.

5 year's service.

10 year's service. 

15 year's service. 

20 year's service.

 

It pretty much goes up to 100 year's service. :)   

 

There are few other medals achievable such as;

 

Avoiding all forms of combat in a War.

Wearing Nazi uniforms in public.

Providing a fresh vessel for the Lizard Queen.

The kidnapping of foreign childen.

Raping a horse whilst drunk.

Frivolous spending of public funds. 

 

There are a few others but they're too repugnant to write here. Hope I've cleared things up for you. 

:)    

 

 

 

ahhh that explaines why the fuckers walk lopsided due to  the sheer weight of their  "AHEM"    hard earned trinkets  lol

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All im interested in is whether the ginger tosser ( no offence other ginger tossers) will still be rocking the beard or will be be clean shaven

 

and will he be wearing a sword? they tend to wear swords to things these royals. Rarely call for a sword at a wedding really unless lisa riley made the cake.

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fukin drunk
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He'll look just like Axel Rose in the November Rain video. :smug:  

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Is it just a coincidence that the man claiming to be the real Prince Harry was found murdered today?

 

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An encounter between Mr Alexander and Prince Charles at the 2014 London Book Fair had resulted in a rather digraceful (sic) scene, as the heir to the British throne called the young man “a little bastard”, before telling him to “leave his family alone”.

 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-claiming-to-be-the-real-prince-harry-found-dead-in-irish-hotel/

 

 

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:fear:  

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Hewitt is turning in his grave, pushing the daisies up as they say 

:thumbdown:

Off with his head?

Barbarism, sadism, who knows what....

:pitchfork:

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20 minutes ago, Phoenix said:

Hewitt is turning in his grave

 

he's not dead

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lol

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O o o o oops.   @Joolz

:rofl:

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9 hours ago, GreengoStarr said:

Is it just a coincidence that the man claiming to be the real Prince Harry was found murdered today?

 

 

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-claiming-to-be-the-real-prince-harry-found-dead-in-irish-hotel/

 

 

Just as an FYI, there is no corroborating evidence to back this story up. Can we say fake news?

But, it would be perfectly understandable were it in fact true.

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What time does it kick off? ie when will the fewest people be in the supermarket?

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