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Royal Wedding

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First of all apogees for bring the subject of this hideous event up.

The Royal family are at best a doggie bunch, with the mysterious death of princess Diana being the most recent.

Now Thomas Markle recent and sudden decline in health.Is their only me who thinks the secret service has nobbled him? So now conveniently Prince Charles can now take her down the aisle!

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From what I have seen they will need to nobble that whole American family (to save embarrassment) , Its just going to be one long soap opera once the wedding is over lol

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:yawn:

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Parasites

 

Owd

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neither the bride nor grooms  fathers will be there.

 

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Its a smart move, marrying an American, after all it seems to be Americans who tend to want to see the palace and all the goings on. Then again, no offence to Americans, but when you have dysfunctional families, they really push the boat out. Now the shitty TMZ website has set itself up for royal correspondent, I'm sure we will have lots of laughs as the entire family is scrutinised and made to look bad. One good thing is that America done away with royalty. That said, they have their own 'royalty' insomuch as wealth distribution.

 

I lived in London a few years and barely looked at the palace, certainly never went out of my way to look at it.

 

Sometimes, after work, I'd have to walk through the plebs worshipping the royals.

 

One thing is for sure. If this was a couple of unemployed people the Daily Mail would be screaming blue murder at the injustice of the tax payer funding some private jaunt.

 

 

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There is no way on this earth that the establishment would allow a direct descendent of the queen marry a black divorcee from the USA

 

the fact it is happening proves to me beyond all doubt that harry is not a royal, and is being used to make the royal family look progressive and multi cultural without the risk of having their precious gene pool diluted :wassnnme:

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Costing 32 million quid  to the UK taxpayer, seems rather excessive just to watch James Hewitt Jnr marry an American actress. lol  

 

Eta - How long before someone posts a homemade Merkle porn film online? I'm guessing a week after the wedding, ex hubby will sell it to highest bidder. :wassnnme: 

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Ironic really as the homeless are bussed away out of sight but the arselicker royalists are allowed to camp out for a week just to get a shufty at what is the dullest waste of an day known to mankind. That "king" of the lickers and serial reporter Whitchell, will have to keep that dictionary of platitudes to the minimum if he doesn't want to get short shrift from the old hag and her Moussaka eating husband of hers. For once, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I was hoping it pissed it down. 

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The divorce (because we all know it's going to happen someday) is going to cost a few quid too, especially if she serves Harry Hewitt the divorce papers in the USA. :lookaround:  

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No royal threads allowed... Fuuuuuuukoffffffffff........ :wallbash:

 

lol

 

 

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Its a pity Spitting Image isn't on the telly anymore they would have a field day with this lot

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Hewitt died earlier this year.  Heart attack and stroke.  Guess they got to him before visiting papa Merkel. .....

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I suppose a DNA test is out of the question?...........now why would that be.......?

 

Doesn't matter anyway, they made sure he was pushed well down the order as his gormless brother's wife has managed to calve down a trio of parasites.

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