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Twisted Rizla

What are you drinking?

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Was supposed to be drinking desperadoes but wrong ones were bought so I'm drinking amigos.

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@@Boojum, could you post up your drinky version of "Hark the Herald Angels" please, if you can be arsed

I'm about to puke my ring...... :rofl:

I can't find the original so I'll try to do it again

Hark the herald angels sing

I'm about to puke my ring

Peace on earth and mercy mild

was last night a bit too wild ?

Joyful all these angels rise

double vision 'fore their eyes

with Angelic voice proclaim

double whiskey is to blame

hark the herlad angels sing

I'm not drinking til next spring.

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Sorry, the original version was better.

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had that Ciroc vodka what lights up blue when cold 1.75l a bottle of Grey Goose.drank it all Friday and yesterday and after shitting water all morning and being sick rest of last night think im going off the booze,including today.will have some hash and green instead

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@@Boojum, aye, maybe just, but that's a fucking good effort all the same mate. :yep:

Poet Laureate Boojum. :rofl:

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I searched herald lol

Hark the herald angels sing

I'm about to puke my ring

peace on earth and mercy mild

from the pub I've been exiled

Joyful all the angels rise

20 pints was so unwise

with angelic host proclaim

tomorrow I'll just start again

hark the herald Angels sing

I won't drink until next spring

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:)

Thanks man, that's a better version :)

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It was Christmas on the internet and everyone was drunk

Some of the posts were really good and some of the post just stunk

but drink a drink and smoke a joint, just have a lovely night

just don't get angry with the world, don't start yourself a fight

cos we are all good people here, friends and foes alike

don't have to like what others say - this isn't the third Reich

:bag: sorry, trying to rhyme but I think I'm too drunk lol

E2A And when I say some of the posts stunk, I mean mine, not anyone else's ;)

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Started off with a few glasses of champagne with my nanan this morning, then had a few cans of stella with my mothers partner. I've been on the rum and lemonade ever since :v:

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I've been driving all day so I've had to make do with a couple of joints, had a few mouthfuls of really nice red wine with my meal and now sipping an Amsterdam vodka and Pepsi

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I've lost count thenumber of the long island ice teas I've had but it's been a fair few.

CAn;t fort he life of me remember what it was I came in here to say,

Took me twinty fucking minutes toi type thayt lot as well.

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some beers some baileys some black cherry vodka ( not as bad as you would think) and some morgans and coke

Oh and coffee lots and lots of coffee

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I've lost count thenumber of the long island ice teas I've had but it's been a fair few.

CAn;t fort he life of me remember what it was I came in here to say,

Took me twinty fucking minutes toi type thayt lot as well.

lol Long island ice tea is the very best cocktail ever lol

Tastes like a nice, safe drink that you'd be happy to drink at any time, anywhere.

Has a fucking RIDICULOUS amount of alcohol in lol

I've fallen for the long island ice tea thing more than once lol

Just one more, I can't stand up, but it's just called tea, and it doesn't taste of alcohol. Gimme another one lol

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lol innnit

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Just poured abnotehr. And thatys a fucking task in itsel. f

Rum

Vodka]

Tequilla

Gin

Triple Sec

Lemon juice

something else

Squeezing eh lemon in the glass is a bit difficu,t

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