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bazil brush

unwanted boner

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S'punk ;)

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Paradiddle crash.....

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:rofl:

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I spent my teenage lifetime with an unwanted erection

another big embarrassment to add to the collection

I'd go and get my dinner and sit down to eat my chips

I'd see the girl I fancied and I'd look upon her hips

then something would be stirring down there underneath the table

I'd think "Oh God no not again." my mind would get unstable

at the prospect of now standing up and showing everyone

that I had a massive hard-on, there was nothing to be done

but sit there hoping desperately that once the next bell went

the front part of my trousers wasn't stuck out like a tent

and I could stand up safely and avoid the world's rejection

insead of still just sitting there to hide the damn erection.

:bag: Sorry, best I could do off the top of my head, but it's a true story, I used to get hard-ons all the time at school, especially at dinner time for some reason, and I often just had to sit there praying that my hard-on went away before the dinner bell rang and I had to get up and go to class :doh:

E2A I wouldn't be an adolescent again for all the money in the world lol

Edited by Boojum
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Happy Christmas @@Boojum

You made me smile.

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pretty good actually Booj

Merry Christmas mate

Edited by Ishmael
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like it boojum, we should start a band

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The Unwanted Boners.

Inappropriate lyrics for any occasion.

Available for birthdays, weddings and bar mitzvas.

E2A As long as they have a free bar lol

Edited by Boojum
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we need randy as a dancer.......

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