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Loam Gnome

Worst GG ever ? ;0/

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So am just gonna watch and wait for them to get well established plants there. Then if by some chance the plants survive I will nick em

Duhhhh,ya snooze ya lose,nick them NOW,leafes or leeves or leefes is like a tenner a gram innit :guitar: Dry them in the microwave quick time like :guitar:

It's always good to take a few people to your plot to show them that you're not bullshitting about your grow.They'll really appreciate you for doing that.

An you is tha DON and get Nuff respect and stuff :skull:

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Many people are scared off by puttig seeds in the ground now.However if you do,you'll get a massive rootball even before the seed has germinated......it's a no brainer really :guitar:

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An wot is this gorila growing stuff,gorila is like monekys an stuff right?They is not Ganja-growin like my boy heeya :guitar: Give it up,Nuff reeeesspeccttt for tha king,tha Don,Tha main man innit?I just got my I-pod top dockin system for blastin out sound to ma reefa ladeez,mine laik 50-pence top choon "Get rich or die flyin".........Innit :guitar:

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Just registered my grows on google businesses so they show up on the map.

That way if i get smashed before i go to water and forget where they are, I can just check the map.

Can't believe I never done this before, could have stopped me loosing the plot. :unsure:

cc

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Just registered my grows on google businesses so they show up on the map.

That way if i get smashed before i go to water and forget where they are, I can just check the map.

Brap....that is well sick bruv :D

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lmao some funny shit in here, this reminds me of one of them threads where everyone chips in to make a story, usaly just aloud 3 words or what ever,should be aloud as many as u like.. i think you should start one about outdoor growing or something to do with growing, like you have already, but a story.... pictures as well, bet you guys with your crazy imaginations could come up with some funny shit..

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LG, just been chattin to some guy in the pub about your grow.

He told me about these Auto's.. Did you know they grow out in 10 weeks...

Anyway he said that if you clone a load of these you should be able to cut your time to 5weeks..

He said that the toxic waste will take at least 7weeks to kill your plants,

So you'll be good.

He also said for you to keep it in veg, train as a mum and you should get hundreds of cuttings.

His mate read it on the internet, so it is reliable info...

Hope this helps and good luck.. :rofl:

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Can we even grow in the uk :smokin:

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Yeah, as long as you use black plastic sheeting to keep the hot sun off.

Top dress with asbestos around christmas.

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The big oak trees have massive acorn buds on them i guess this would be good for mary jane to get massive buds as its shaded and will trigger the flowering in like june !!

I also heard horses eat acorns so they can put manure all over my plants to make em flower better aswell if there there

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I grow better plants with Chuck Norris techniques.

First of all I whisper 'leaves' a lot, and look solemn, before suddenly going rigid and wide-eyed, and yelling VERY briefly.

Basically anyone whose grow fails

didn't look solemn

or didn't get the yell surprising enough.

The best guerrilla growers can yell so surprisingly that the whole world has to answer right now until I tell you once again, who's bad.

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The best guerrilla growers can yell so surprisingly that the whole world has to answer right now until I tell you once again, who's bad.

Didn't expect that on the end lol lol lol

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I didn't either :)

But the weight of wise teaching in Michael Jackson lyrics is immense and can't be contained for long.

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That time of year again innit blood y'get me?

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I feel ya!!

Here they come :)

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