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How best to cook a joint of topside beef?

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Hi guys :)

We got a joint of topside for tomorrows dinner to go with our turkey, but every time i've cooked one previously it shrinks and is as tough as leather boots. I've checked it out google but every answer i find is different so i know there's some top notch cooks here so i thought i would ask for your advice.

Btw its 1.8 Kilo's.

And merry christmas to all here at uk420 lol

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what i normale do is get the mother in law to cook it for me :)

peace out farmer boy

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Get the beef at room temperature by leaving it out for a few hours

Oven up to FULL whack

Pat the beef dry with kitchen paper

If you have some mustard powder then mix a few tablespoons with flour and coat the beef

Whack it in oven and turn temperature down to 180 or gas mark 4 to 5 for 25 mins per 1/2 kilo then add about 25-30 mins on top, less for rare and more for well done

Take out the beef and cover with foil, now let it rest for a long time, do not slice into it till its rested for at least 25 mins.

E2A Topside aint always that great, maybe tenderise the joint by knocking the fuck out of it with a pan before you coat it and put it in oven. Massage it a bit and punch it. Baste once or twice though the cooking process too and if you have any goose fat or similar then maybe lubricate it a bit too. Edited by Lake Palmer

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[quote name='farmer boy' post='2513380' date='Dec 24 2010, 07:59 PM']what i normale do is get the mother in law to cook it for me :)

peace out farmer boy[/quote]
lol She aint allowed within a mile of here, i got my RPG at the ready lol

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Thanks Lake, would the mustard powder go with the rest of the dinner, the usual spuds and veg and trimmings :)

Sound bloody lurvley though lol

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just done some silverside last night and what i did was...

get beef to room temp
seal the beef in a very hot skillet till browned all over(3mins per side)
put it in a baking pan add a thick sliced onion as a base
add 4 or 5 cloves of garlic(squashed not crushed)
cover in tin foil and cook in a gas mark 5 pre-heated oven(180 degree i think)
cooked for around 4/4.5 hours (mine weighed 1.5kilo)
baste it every 30 mins or so....when its done let it rest or u wont be able to slice it neatly
and keep all the onions and garlic run it through a sieve and add to your gravy when serving

voila bangin beef

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Aye, just a few tablespoons of mustard powder and flour mixed. It will give it a nice flavour.

As said on my E2A - Beat the fuck out of the joint before you prepare it for cooking, tenderise it.

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[quote name='Lake Palmer' post='2513382' date='Dec 24 2010, 10:01 PM']Get the beef at room temperature by leaving it out for a few hours

Oven up to FULL whack

Pat the beef dry with kitchen paper

If you have some mustard powder then mix a few tablespoons with flour and coat the beef

Whack it in oven and turn temperature down to 180 or gas mark 4 to 5 for 25 mins per 1/2 kilo then add about 25-30 mins on top, less for rare and more for well done

Take out the beef and cover with foil, now let it rest for a long time, do not slice into it till its rested for at least 25 mins.

E2A Topside aint always that great, maybe tenderise the joint by knocking the fuck out of it with a pan before you coat it and put it in oven. Massage it a bit and punch it. Baste once or twice though the cooking process too and if you have any goose fat or similar then maybe lubricate it a bit too.[/quote]

I look forward to the thread where you describe the art of masturbation :yahoo:

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My m8 has just put the glass front of the oven through messing with his daughters skateboard, his lass has hit the roof :unsure: BBQ maybe?

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oven 200 c meat 20 mins per pound if you like it pink, 15 mins per pound, no extras, put an inch of water in with beef this makes the best gravy.

when timed and cooked, take out wrap in foil leave to rest 15 mins

enjoy

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I would seriously listen to Martin on this one Mark, i had exactly the same probs with the meat being dry and tough but now it`s a whole new world of beef for me, the most important bit of all is to let it rest, i do it for 30 mins with mouth watering results every time now :unsure:


i wouldn`t normally sing his praises :rofl: but this time :wink:

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[quote name='ratdog' post='2513521' date='Dec 24 2010, 11:50 PM']I would seriously listen to Martin on this one Mark... the most important bit of all is to let it rest :unsure:

i wouldn`t normally sing his praises :rofl: but this time :wink:[/quote]

Letting the meat get to room temp. before cooking is equally important imo (more so for steaks than roasts though), but you're right ratdog, LP's advice is sound :rofl: Edited by mrrichiet

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Pot roast it.

Get a large casserole (with a lid)
Roughly chop some onion, carrot and celery - put aside.
Put a spoonful of oil into the casserole and heat on the stove until nearly smoking - put the beef in and brown it on all sides - remove it to a plate.
Chuck in the veg and give them the same treatment.
Pour a large cupful of beef stock (1 oxo in boiling water) and deglase the dish (get all the brown bits off by stirring them into the stock.
Put the veg and beef back in and pour either red wine or a bottle of nice beer in to 3/4 the way up the meat.
Cover and put in oven at 160C for a good 2 hours or more.
Remove Beef and rest whilst straining off the veg and thickening the remaining liquid with cornflour.

Slice beef and serve with other cooked veg and potatoes with the gravy all over.

Enjoy.

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Have you tried using a slow cooker mate? Trust me its awesome beef comes out so good it melts in yer mouth

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[quote name='Biokid' post='2513750' date='Dec 25 2010, 03:38 AM']Pot roast it.

Get a large casserole (with a lid)
Roughly chop some onion, carrot and celery - put aside.
Put a spoonful of oil into the casserole and heat on the stove until nearly smoking - put the beef in and brown it on all sides - remove it to a plate.
Chuck in the veg and give them the same treatment.
Pour a large cupful of beef stock (1 oxo in boiling water) and deglase the dish (get all the brown bits off by stirring them into the stock.
Put the veg and beef back in and pour either red wine or a bottle of nice beer in to 3/4 the way up the meat.
Cover and put in oven at 160C for a good 2 hours or more.
Remove Beef and rest whilst straining off the veg and thickening the remaining liquid with cornflour.

Slice beef and serve with other cooked veg and potatoes with the gravy all over.

Enjoy.[/quote]

Biokid..thanks.

I had a 1Kg lump of Silverside and followed your method, cooked it for nearly 4 hours :wink: , it was the fucking dogs....... :) made a soup from the veg and the gravy was lol used the Wine option BTW

This is the way my beef is going to be cooked in the future.

JOM Edited by justonemore

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